Quotes About Humor

I asked what the scene at the beach was like and Chao goes, "A silent mob scene is like a hand job without the hand.

They say I have a face for radio and a voice for newspapers, ha ha, so please don't be frightened, ha ha.

The self can watch itself becoming lazy, or non-watchful; this is an asset that can make both for humor and profound well-being.

though he could certainly be witty, he wasn't what you would really call funny, not like Dickens was.

Our age is so resolutely unheroic, and the employment opportunities for registered demigods are now so scarce, that all we can do, in our enfeebled state, is laugh with envy and disbelief at the memory of those who still had the wit and the wherewithal to live large.

Laughing is the body's approval of the absurd.

A joke is a question of mind over manner.

Fireworks: we shoot them off gaily while our dogs hide under the bed. Philosophers are dogs!

in regards to his mom and her new boyfriend] At least they never do it while I'm in the house, because that would make me quite literally barf my lentils.

Arabic also has a far greater facility to communicate sarcasm, and it can be employed precisely, or with pitch-perfect irony.

MILO: You must be joking. ANDREW: You would know it if I were.

It is depressing to hear the unfortunate or dying man jest.

Anna took his hand to gauge the swelling. 'Let's at least put something cold around it. Frozen peas work pretty well.' 'Do I have to eat them?' 'No, you just have to inject them into a vein,' Anna said.

I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back to bed again. It's stupid to think that way.

I love the diversity of America. I love the plain, normal sense of humor Americans have. It is not wicked, like in some countries. And I also love how new America is.

Åžairin dudaklar? bitkin bir tebessümle araland?. "Benim art?k doktora ihtiyac?m yok, oÄŸlum. Bana doÄŸrudan mezarc?y? yollasalar daha iyi ederler." "Öyle söylemeyin, üstat." "Mezarc?l?k iyi bir meslektir, Mario. Ä°nsan felsefe öÄŸrenir.

Why is an actor's unintentional giggling called a 'corpse'? It seems to me quite the opposite. It proves that he's very much alive, and can still tell how silly this all is: him dressed up as someone else speaking words written by a third party.

A foolproof formula to keep married life intact is to undeniably accept that a husband has to always prove himself to be a fool to his wife and never expect her to reflect to correct herself at any time.

A girlfriend is called a CRUSH of a boy because after marriage that woman is only going to crush to make juice of that man.

A good comedian makes own funny jokes to make the people laugh but a great comedian makes the fun and jokes of oneself to make the people laugh.

A person should not crack jokes regularly until he is making money out of it like any comedian, else most people around him are most likely to treat him like a mentally CRACK only

A person who is always true to own altruistic words for others welfare will often feel like making a joke of oneself only upon seeing the type of thoughts or online posts being liked a lot by the people.

A person who lacks enthusiasm loves sarcasm.

A true comedian is egalitarian by mind, humanitarian by heart and Good Samaritan by soul.