Quotes About Humor

I love Thanksgiving turkey. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, thyroid problem?

I'd closed my ears to my friends' horror stories about married life. "Ha! Now you get to argue about who should change the diapers." Or "What kind of food makes a woman stop giving blow jobs? Wedding cake!" Or "Oh boy, wait until she hits menopause." I paid no attention to any of that. "Just let me stumble into it," I told them. "I don't want to be forewarned.

Qui s'endort avec le cul qui gratte se réveil avec le doigt qui pue.

My balls itch...

Fake breasts: Women always say, "You know they're not real, don't you? She bought them." Do you know I don't care if they're real? I want to buy some, too. For the house, put them in different rooms. And on the dashboard of the car, for when I'm driving.

In the end I'm a comic, and nothing fits the talk-show mode like a stand-up comic.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

His column explaining Thanksgiving to the French when he wrote for the Paris edition of the Herald Tribune there. --bb

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Kids do say the darndest things

Moldy dildo sleeping/Adam's new nickname is moldy dildo -Artemis

Moldy dildo sleeping/Adam's new nickname is moldy dildo

But as a kid, I loved 'Monty Python.' My Dad was a devout watcher. We used to watch it when we ate dinner!

I've always looked up to Amy Poehler and, obviously, people like Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Mel Brooks, and the 'Monty Python' guys.

My mother is British; she's from Shrewsbury. She turned me onto 'Monty Python' very early.

I grew up on 'Monty Python.'

I like that feeling of discombobulation that comes in creating an absurd world that doesn't make sense. 'Monty Python' does a good job of it; 'Bugs Bunny,' too.

Monty Python has such a huge following... myself included.

I prefer the finesse of French humour. English humour is more scathing, more cruel, as illustrated by Monty Python and Little Britain.

Most 'Monty Python' fans are, of course, baby boomers, who have long been a nostalgic lot and are growing more so as they totter toward old age.

'Monty Python And The Holy Grail' is a hugely important movie to me. I remember watching it for the first time on cable when I was about 13 years old.

I like musicals that are sometimes comedic, but I haven't even seen the Monty Python musical, and I'm a huge Monty Python fan.

When everyone was listening to pop music I was listening to Monty Python records.