Quotes About Humor

I used to be called a post-modern clown. But now, post-modernism is a quaint notion, too.

I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.

I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.

I don't much enjoy Back and Forth. I mean, I think it has its own particular qualities, but I think it's inferior to any of the half-hour ones we did.

We Germans should know that we're good at constructing cars, and we have a lot of good qualities. But we're not the funniest.

Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

For me, a sexy man has three very important qualities: a great sense of humour, intelligence, and loyalty.

I think a good comedian was probably bullied a little bit. Probably felt doughy and oblong and rhombus-shaped and strange and a little bit of an outsider, and then learned the healing qualities of comedy.

I want someone who is easy going and chilled out, most importantly someone who makes me laugh. Someone who lets me be me, so I can just be myself. Mr Right has got to have those qualities.

It just happened that the public happened to, uh, appreciate the satirical quality of these crazy things.

Fairytales have always got to have that scary quality, as long as you make them laugh.

The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.

I have to be entertained by what I'm writing, so a lot of my stuff has a goofiness or scatological quality. If these characters can entertain me, then I feel like I can deal with the darker or more serious stuff.

Well I think comedy everywhere has lost a bit of its bite. In Canada, I can't argue with the quality, but it feels like it's gotten a little safe.

I have been doing comedy for the last 15 years but I don't have any qualms admitting that I have learnt a lot from Kapil Sharma. I respect his talent and have not seen a performer like him in my career.

The only reason I was allowed to have a career for a quarter century as an insult comic is because it's all in jest and all for fun.

Every quarterback's goofy. Every player out here is goofy. Don't think they're all serious.

Sometimes a busted queen is more entertaining than a polished queen.

Some people said my acting was a cross between Euell Gibbons, Rodney Allen Rippy and Sheena, Queen of the Jungle.

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.

I didn't plan to be a comedian. I didn't plan to be a drag queen. It just kind of evolved.

Prince Philip protected the Queen and made her laugh.

My dad's name is 'The Drag Queen.'