Quotes About Humor

I like to do stand-up for people who live real life.

What is life without laughter?

A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a corner and observing people.

If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.

Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat.

Where lives the man that has not tried How mirth can into folly glide, And folly into sin!

I have heeded the lessons of the wise in that when life kicks me in the head, I turn to it my hind section also.

The Cha-Cha is no more ridiculous than life itself.

Life is often confusing and sad, and I'm a big fan of the slap and the tickle, as they say.

There are only two realities in life: death and laughter. We can do nothing to change the former, so we might as well do all we can to save the latter.

There's not swelling music and emotional scenes in life, and there's not long pauses when you tell a joke for everybody to laugh. That's not how it goes. Life just sort of happens to you.

I would say if you are having a tough time in your life, then going to a club and getting laughs, it does make you feel better for that hour and a half show. It gets your mind off of it.

I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.

In real life, Josh [Gad] is a different kind of lovable idiot. In real life, he's a much filthier idiot. He has a dirty sense of humor.

I know my life is full of awkward pauses, and I think it's hilarious.

In life, I'd much rather have people laughing at me than booing me.

Humor is a very big part of life, and if you exclude humor from your book, you're not capturing a very important part of human experience.

It would be so irresponsible not to speak up. I don't know what I would do in my home and in my life if I didn't rant a little bit and as thoughtfully as I can with some humor.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

He sighed, wondering how his life had been turned upside down by this woman in less than forty-eight hours. Correction: by this woman, a pig, and a rabbit.

I have a black sense of humor. You try living my life, see what color yours turns.

My act is based on my life.

I spend a lot of my life in back of cars - Oops! I didn't mean that in the way it sounded. Like hence the two kids.

Why take life seriously? No one gets out alive anyways.