Quotes About Humor

electrical wires the night before our presentation. So just as Sharon Sheldon was starting to give her introduction and Lance started to make low, rumbling noises with his armpit, my volcano's battery somehow melted, burst into flames, and burned a big, black, stinky hole straight through Miss Piffle's desk. I didn't think it was such

It's not even been a two-and-two-make five sort of day, it's more like a two-and-two-make...fish

LEO: We're the last to leave. BARKEEP: Ahuhrumhuh...koff, koff, humn... LEO: Do you think he wants us to leave? KAREN: No, no, probably just a bit of sarcasm gone down the wrong way.

There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought there'd be something I'd miss that was funny in the future. If there's a chance I'm going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that.

I am proud of who you were, David-that hurt person who refused to "die." And I'm more caring, giving, fixing person, the guy with the same sense of humor and that deft, sensitive touch. Good on you, David I love you.

He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right to sneeze.

Do you think dyslexic people have difficulty dancing to "Y.M.C.A."?

As a novel, of course, the whole thing blows dead rodents somewhat more so than a dead-rodent blowing thing. What the hell do I know about writing novels? I have enough trouble dealing with all the shit that happens in real life. I

You are what you eat. Which makes me cheap, quick, and easy.

a way, processes in Elixir are like objects in an object-oriented system (but they have a better sense of humor).

Cocaine jokes should just be one liners.

"Don't Kid Yourself" would be the greatest brand name for birth control pills.

If you're using a dollar store pregnancy test, you're probably pregnant.

The Doctor was strapped to a wide table of some kind, and Turlough immediately started on the straps that held him. "We must stop meeting like this." "Very amusing," the Doctor replied with an irritated look. Sharma made quicker work of them with his issue knife. "You're forgetting your manners." Turlough remembered their predicament. "Thank me later," he suggested, and turned to leave.

The man persisted. "No, no, no. It was so funny. What software did you use? - apparently in the belief that the software had built-in humor generation.

This particular officer, Duret joked, had once been "hale and hearty," but now he was just "pale and farty," holed up in the palace

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

Scourge of the Betrayer is as harsh and profane as anything RichardK Morgan or Joe Abercrombie serves up. Fortunately, Saylards has the skills -and the humor - to pull it off. Snappy dialogue, political intrigue, shadycharacters, gripping action sequences, a poor guy that has no idea what he'sgotten himself into... Yeah, there's a lot to like about this debut.

Cartoon Network dot com, the shows are stupid, but at least they're entertaining and keep her calm.

All I've gotta do is look at a steak wrong and I gain five pounds.

Road Kill Cafe, you kill 'em, we grill 'em!

He was wearing a winged hat, but he'd forgotten to put on his pants.

Joe's Mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.

Neil shook hands with Marco, and then Sarah followed suit. "Just don't start with the tall jokes, okay?" Neil asked. "Let's leave that behind us." Marco grinned. "No problem," he said. "I never make jokes about a man I always look up to.