Quotes About Humor

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.

Missing out on 'Monty Python' was a real blow at the time. I sometimes wonder how things would have been different if I had been invited to join 'Monty Python,' but as the saying goes, one door closes, another opens.

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder.

My dad has some depressive issues, and he's really tough on himself. So sometimes he can say things that are not super supportive. Like once I did a set, and he says, 'Sheesh, no wonder you're still single.' I was like, 'Eight ball, corner pocket, dad.'

I sometimes wonder how many of these lifetime achievement awards you can accept before you have to do the decent thing and die.

Of course I've been called everything; Wonder Wonder Woman, Wonder Bra, Wonder Bread.

Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.

You were the one who gave me those boxers? I wondered where they came from, I wear those! Although I'm not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you know what I mean.

I don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that.

If you've ever wondered what it's like to be with me in the pub or a club, just watch 'Celebrity Juice.'

Bringing humor and bringing happiness and joy to an audience is a wonderful opportunity in life, believe me.

As a person, he was wonderful. He really was a great person. He was full of life. He had a great sense of humor. Very talented, of course, but very caring to his parents. There was a very endearing quality about Elvis.

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I truly think comedy is - being funny is DNA. My dad was a doctor, a wonderful doctor, and people still come up to me today, 'Your father helped my mother die.' You know what I'm saying? He made her laugh 'til she died. My father was always very funny.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.

I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

Comedy is wonderful when you really nail it and you hear people laughing, but it's not always that easy.

As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.

I get a lot more out of the - the touchy feely stuff that happens on reddit. And while I love the snark, and it makes me laugh, I am happy that there is this wonderful balance that plays out on reddit. Or you can get both. I enjoy having my cake and eating it too, especially if it's not a lie, and chocolate.