Quotes About Humor

No matter how you cut them, paste them, rotate them, or distort them, lip syncing and air-guitar playing are fundamentally foolish activities, and anyone seen to be engaging in them with anything approaching a straight face is, by definition, taking herself or himself much too seriously.

The only question a girl can ask herself when their husband chooses to see '27 Dresses' is this: What on earth has he done?

There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing.

I often tell audiences at the start of my shows that I'm not gay because I've got petitions from lesbian groups saying 'Can you tell people you're heterosexual because you're giving us a bad name.'

Hey, I think comic actors are the best actors.

I'm going to make a movie about 'Hey Girl.'

People always ask us, 'Hey, is there going to be a 'Beerfest 2'?' I don't know if I have another beer joke in me.

After the games, you know, go on Twitter and stuff, 'Hey, do you know you look like Pete Davidson?' Like, yeah, I get it every night.

I don't want to be one of those comics who says, 'Hey, what's wrong with air travel?' and stuff like that.

But I find it so difficult to go out and be like 'Hey, I'm a sexpot.' At home I'm just a mum with food down her top!

Hi, my name is Alexandra, and I'm a netaholic.

Hidden camera shows were coming back around 2010, so we got together one night and we said, 'What's our version of a hidden camera show?'

I still use the guitar pretty much just to hide my gut.

Comedy is a way of hiding - especially character comedy.

I was the hallway clown in high school.

I feel like comedy is only respected on the highest level, and on every other level, it's like a joke, like, 'Ugh - comedian,' you know?

I think the humor, when applied in the right amount, only serves to intensify the other emotions in a given song; it highlights them, makes them stand out.

Everybody in my family's funny. Being funny was highly encouraged in our family, I think.

I love living in Birmingham, it's just a lovely gentle life, and it's calm. And it's full of Brummies who I find hilarious.

Every script I've read for 'Black Jesus' has been hilarious.

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

I'll watch Ricky Gervais in anything he does. The guy's hilarious.

I'm actually hilarious.

I listen to lots of blues records and some of them are funny. BB King's 'How Blue Can You Get' is hilarious.