Quotes About Humor

The Wodehouse language is so rich and detailed and hilarious.

My friends actually used to call me the 'Female Conor Oberst.' I got to open up with him once, and I told him about that, and he thought it was hilarious.

I came to work one day, and Ricky was playing music on his guitar, just snickering. He played me the riff that turned out to be 'Rock Lobster,' and it was hilarious. He was just trying to be funny. His guitar style made it moodier, and it really is a driving song, but it does have that funny humor to it.

I graduated high school a year early and moved to Los Angeles to go to acting school, which is hilarious.

It's hilarious to see guys wearing a headband with 'I'm a Hugger' on it.

My mum is hilarious. My dad was very, very funny too.

Dolly Parton is hilarious. Loretta Lynn is hilarious.

Life is as horrifyingly frightening as it is hilarious.

I love 'Modern Family.' I like Gloria. Sofia Vergara, her character. She's fun. She's hilarious.

I always thought that my dad is hilarious, but Ive learned as Ive gotten older that hes actually not funny. Hes just a very intense person with very dry humor.

I didn't really watch 'Beavis & Butt-head' that much or 'King of the Hill,' but I was a huge 'Office Space' fan.

I remember trying to stay up late and catch as much 'Beavis and Butt-Head' as I could, and then 'King of the Hill.'

Granted, a lot has been made of Hillary Clintons sense of humor - her laugh is shrill, too many of her jokes have seemed too prepared for far too long.

I will tell you this much. God himself comes down with his ribs from Heaven, and he distributes them to the TGI Friday's. And that's how they get them.

We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!

Eh, Whappaaaa!

No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing.

I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee. I can arrange that.

He would say that God had given him a tail to keep the flies off, but that he would sooner have had no tail and no flies.

Every Joke is a Tiny Revolution

The aim of the joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

I'm thirty-nine years old. I've got a wife that I can't get rid of. I've got varicose veins. I've got five false teeth.