Quotes About Humor

Although I look really good holding a gun, I can't shoot. I can't shoot anything. I'm the worst shot.

I love Cee Lo, but I avoid him when he's holding that smelly cat.

Unfortunately, everyone thought that Teri Hatcher was my wife. Matter of fact, I would be with my wife, holding my wife's hand at a football game, and someone would come up to me and say, 'Hey, I love those commercials you do with your wife.' My kids almost had shirts made up that said, 'Teri Hatcher is not my mom.'

Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.

What holds you back in comedy is fear.

I've been in some wonderful shows, but nothing holds a candle to 'The Larry Sanders Show.'

Never, ever, ever show up to your office holiday party on time.

The holidays are a way to get away from the pain of the year, creating something people can laugh at. That's a gift.

The house I've bought in London, the holidays, everything has been bought from making people laugh, and if you'd said to me when I was 14 that's how I was going to make my living, I would have smiled from ear to ear.

Mary Holland is really funny.

I love Keith Lemon. I love Holly Willoughby.

For a time in high school, I had glasses, braces, and a cast. I like to call this look 'no date for homecoming.'

Let's be honest - it's hard for me to get more sexy, but I'm giving it a go.

Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.

Honestly, I am a very funny person, and I love making others laugh.

Honestly, I just like to make movies. The funnier the better.

Very honestly, I don't feel 'Munnabhai' is a comedy film. I seriously feel it is a very emotional film.

I don't know, I find that honestly, the stand-up thing in some ways is a little bit of a cliche to carry around, because people don't consider stand-ups really actors.

I think my goal was just to do comedy, honestly. It still is. Whatever form that took or takes, it doesn't matter.

Comedy has so much to do with honesty, and women can be more open about their emotions.

What all my favorite comedians have in common is extraordinary honesty.

When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.'

Like with any good art form, if you can entertain people and make them think, it's an honor. It's just an honor to be a comedian.

I really think the biggest honor, as a comic, is to get roasted by either the Friars Club or the Comedy Central or someone like that. Because it really shows, you know, that you've arrived.