Quotes About Humor

Horror movies feel like comedies when you're making them because everybody laughs so much.

I'd like to play a horse, many people think I already have. Either end of the horse would be fine.

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

I go through airports and people see the white hair and they said, 'Hey, the horse guy! Aren't you the horse guy?' Or I get, 'Has anybody told you that you look just like Bob Baffert?' I say, 'He must be a good-looking guy.'

BoJack Horseman' would make sense in the world of 'Rick and Morty,' but it's hard to imagine Rick and Morty in the world of BoJack.

I'm into comedy, stuff like 'The Office,' 'The Royle Family,' 'Only Fools And Horses,' 'Bilko,' that sort of stuff.

I just look like someone with a long face. Not just A. P. McCoy himself, but some of the horses he rides.

If I ever complain about my job, hit me with a rubber hose.

I've had very bleak experiences in hospitals, but they were also sometimes very funny.

When people think of me, I want them to think of a travel show host who's really funny and good at his job, and I think eventually the CP won't even play into it, or at least that's the goal.

My mom's hot. I mean she's old, but my mom's out of control.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

I've gotten very cynical and kind of anhedonic about all the things I have to do to get to do comedy: all the travel, hotels, and airports.

You know what I would really like to do? I'd like to do a half hour drama with comedy in it.

And then as I got older, see, I think a lot of times with comics, your life kind of permeates your act. Whatever is happening in your life is what's going on on stage. So if you're angry in your life, then that's going to be on stage. If you're looking for the guy that's just going to make you laugh for an hour and forget about, that's me.

You can't make people laugh for more than half an hour and be consistent.

For a romantic comedy to be three hours long, that's longer than most marriages.

I don't mind dying, I'll gladly do that, but not right now, I need to clean the house first.

I nannied for a couple of months. The kids were super-funny; it made me wish I grew up in a comedy household. But nannying is demoralizing. I'm just not cut out for it.

I grew up in a funny household, and I love making people laugh. It brings me so much joy.

I put urinals in all my houses. They save marriages.

I could be a housewife... I guess I've vacuumed a couple of times.

I love being a housewife... I love doing laundry. Except I have a little bit of separation anxiety, and you have to separate your laundry, so I have a little bit of a problem there.

I really am a housewife.