Quotes About Drunk

Regarde ce lit c'est le bord de l'autre monde dit la putain saoule

Face-cream, hand-cream, nose-cream, eye-cream. I wondered for a moment how serious it would be if you ever got home drunk and accidentally put face-cream on your hands or hand-cream on your face.

Antes de que el huerto, el vino o la uva estuviese en el mundo, nuestra alma estaba borracha de vino inmortal

Feeling the motion of an earthquake even when there isn't one is called jishin yoi, which means "earthquake drunk.

Either you have two different colored eyes," he'd commented, "or I'm drunker than I thought." "Oh, you're as drunk as a fiddler," the man assured him pleasantly. "But yes, they're two different colors: I have heterochromia." "Is it catching?" West had asked. The stranger had grinned. "No, it was from a sock in the eye when I was twelve.

Well, then, good night to you; you have no objection, I hope, to my being drunk to-night, which I certainly will be.

She's drunk dialing contractors " Chloe said to Tara. "Someone should stop her.

She's drunk dialing contractors. Someone should stop her.

I should far rather be drunk than eaten, Miss Lancaster," Ferus said in a serious tone. "As should we all. Very well, that's settled.

I had met Jack Kerouac a couple of times and it mystified me that his recent success with On the Road meant only that he had freedom to become hopelessly drunk.

Life is like reading a third-rate novel written overnight upside down by a crazy drunk. You're not supposed to try to get it. Said by E-Wan

Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...

Why do people use being drunk as an excuse to make a a.. of themselves...

Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.

It's not pregame'n if you have absolutely nowhere to go & nothing to do afterwards. Thats just simply gettin drunk & being a loser

Weird like when you spend a weekend not sweaty and drunk in a basement full of garbage.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Youth is an intoxication without wine, someone says. Life is an intoxication. The only sober man is the melancholiac, who, disenchanted, looks at life, sees it as it really is, and cuts his throat. If this be so, I want to be very drunk. The great thing is to live, to clutch at our existence and race away with it in some great and enthralling pursuit. Above all, I must beware of all ultimate questions- they are too maddeningly unanswerable- let me eschew philosophy and burn Omar.

Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

I'm not much for parties. Sometimes you have to wear a funny hat, sometimes they expect you to eat sushi, which is like eating bait. And there's always some totally drunk girl who thinks you're smitten by her, when what you're really wondering is if she'll vomit on your shirt or instead on your shoes.

They warn that any effort to put two objects in the same place at the same time will have catastrophic consequences. When you think about it, a lot of fundamental physics is the solemn statement of the absurdly obvious. Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

Kissing a rose is a dumb thing to do not just from the rose's point of view. But it's a start like driving off a cliff's probably a finish. In beween you'll probably want to go to Mexico, get so drunk you think what you're doing is a dance.

If I could drink liquor without being drunk all the time, I'd certainly drink enough to be drunk half the time.