Quotes About Drunk

It seemed to Alice that the drunk should have been struck dead for using such language in a church, but before God could take any action against the down-and-out, William resumed playing—with a vengeance.

You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your mirror.

I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure I'm not fooling anyone with last night's makeup on.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes.

That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly...

Weekend Advice: Some of lifes best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends.

It's easy to spot the howling, threatening drunk, but a mugger who announces himself with "excuse me" is far more dangerous and harder to spot.

Well, I thought Johnson would have told you, but somebody's snatching our dogs. A drunk at the front of the bar, who'd turned around on his barstool to watch the meeting, called, Better'n having your snatch dogged.

And always, if he had a little money, a man could get drunk. The hard edges gone, and the warmth. Then there was no loneliness, for a man could people his brain with friends, and he could find his enemies and destroy them. Sitting in a ditch, the earth grew soft under him. Failures dulled and the future was no threat. And hunger did not skulk about, but the world was soft and easy, and a man could reach the place he started for.

And always, if he had a little money, a man could get drunk. The hard edges gone, and the warmth. Then there was no loneliness, for a man could people his brain with friends, and he could find his enemies and destroy them.

It had become his custom, each time he was deserted, to buy a gallon of wine, to stretch out on the comfortably hard bunk and get drunk. Sometimes he cried a little all by himself but it was luxurious stuff and he usually had a wonderful feeling of well-being from it. He would read Rimbaud aloud with a very bad accent, marveling the while at his fluid speech.

If all the dew were diamonds...we would be very rich. We would be drunk all our lives.

He raised his brows. "You're drunk." "Am not!" He gave me a bland look. "A drunk's famous last words before they fall flat on their face.

Prohibition is to abstain from intoxicating liquor, as it makes us morbid and sometimes drunk. But we get drunk every day, nevertheless, not so much by the strength of what we sip from the cup, but that which we eat, the water we drink, and the air we inhale, which at fermentation conspire at eventide to make us so drunk and tired that we lose control of ourselves and fall asleep. Everybody is a drunkard, and if we were to enforce real prohibition we should all be dead.

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

He was addled with April. He was dizzy with Spring. He was as drunk as Lem Forrester on a Saturday night.