Quotes About Drunk

With wine, poetry, or virtue as you choose. But get drunk.

Ya got cigarettes?" she asks. "Yes, " I say, "I got cigarettes." "Matches?" she asks."Enough to burn Rome." "Whiskey?""Enough whiskey for a Mississippi River of pain." "You drunk?" "Not yet.

There's only one man really responsible for those events - Yahya Khan. Both he and his advisers were so drunk with power and corruption they'd even forgotten the honor of the army.

She's half mad and three parts drunk.

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.

All the lies ever told in a bar could be distilled into three: I'm not a drunk; I'm not trying to pick your pocket; I'm not looking for meaningless impersonal sex.

We see God and the devil making fools of each other, and we nurture in ourselves the absolutely unshakable conviction that both of them are drunk.

There would never be a way for me to live comfortably with people. Maybe I'd become a monk. I'd pretend to believe in God and live in a cubicle, play an organ and stay drunk on wine.

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.

Touring with Iggy Pop was something to do. It was good fun. I got drunk a lot.

Trusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory.

I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again.

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

When you can see the end of things even in their beginnings, there's no more hope, unless you want to pretend, or forget, or get drunk or something.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.

There is a certain type of conversation one hears only when one is drunk and it is like a dream, full of humor and threat and significance, deep significance.

Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because it makes me look 'more together.

He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was.

He'd reached that perilous stage of being drunk enough to think himself a good dancer… but was dangerously close in tipping over to the point where he'd act like an arse

We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk.

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.

I am on Team Drunk Lady, obviously.