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Quotes About Drunk

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.
~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales.
~ Aleister Crowley
I was walking downtown and the drunk tank stopped and picked me up... I was like, 'Wait a minute here fellas, there's a misunderstanding. I'm not drunk. I have cerebral palsy.' They were like, 'That's a pretty big word for a drunk.'
~ Josh Blue
You're a philosopher." "No. Just drunk.
~ Richard Kadrey
I walk to a shadow and put the bills in my pocket. "Don't wait up." "I don't want you coming back drunk," says Sandoval. "Don't worry. I'll look pretty for class pictures tomorrow.
~ Richard Kadrey
Your name like two X's like punched-in eyes, like a drunk cartoon passed out in the gutter, your name with two X's to mark the spots, to hold the place, to keep the treasure from becoming ever lost.
~ Richard Siken
An intellectual might lose her virginity to a soldier in the park, but she could learn to look back on it with wry, amused detachment. An intellectual might have a mother who showed her underpants when drunk, but she wouldn't let it bother her. And Emily Grimes might not be an intellectual yet, but if she took copious notes in even the dullest of her classes, and if she read every night until her eyes ached, it was only a question of time.
~ Richard Yates
If I was drunk, I wouldn't be here at all. And really, this is pretty good for four White Russians." "White what?" I almost sat down but was afraid the chair might dematerialize beneath me. "It's a drink," he said. "You'd think I wouldn't be into something named that—you know, considering my own personal experience with Russians. But they're surprisingly delicious. The drinks, not real Russians.
~ Richelle Mead
Relax, Jailbait," said Avery. "A drunken kiss is nothing compared to a drunken fall. God knows I've kissed plenty of guys drunk." "And yet, I remain unkissed tonight," mused Adrian.
~ Richelle Mead
Mahmoud, sir. No, Doctor Mahmoud is not well. A—a slight nervous breakdown, sir." Van Tromp reflected that being dead drunk was the moral equivalent thereof.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Norman took another drink, just a sip. He could feel the wetness trickle down the side of his chin. He must be drunk. All right, he was drunk, what did it matter? As long as Mother didn't know. As long as the girl didn't know. It would all be a big secret. Impotent, was he? Well, that didn't mean he couldn't see her again.
~ Robert Bloch
I'm drunk-nonsensical tired out.
~ Robert Frost
Shanna planted her hands on her hips. Getting drunk is not going to solve your problems. Aye, but t'will make me no' give a damn.(Robby)
~ Kerrelyn Sparks
Laila's warning from Wajma: This is why the Holy Koran forbids sharab. Because it always falls on the sober to pay for the sins of the drunk.
~ Khaled Hosseini
Jenks, deep into his honey drunk, gyrated wildly.
~ Kim Harrison
He thought to himself now that if ever he went into the brewing business his posters would have written across the top Bowen's Beer, and then underneath that in the middle a picture of Mrs. Knowles driniking a lot of it and falling about, and then across the bottom in bold or salient lettering the words Makes You Drunk.
~ Kingsley Amis
I was drunk with starvation; my hunger had made me tipsy.
~ Knut Hamsun
The crowd quieted as a whole, but more than one creature cursed under his breath, Not Regin. A drunk hunched over the bar muttered, That glowing one made me eat a transistor radio once.
~ Kresley Cole
I GOT BOURBON-FACED ON SHIT STREET!
~ Kresley Cole
Naturally, the first time Garreth encountered his mate—the one he'd awaited so long—she'd seen him calling his competitors pussies and playing by dirty rules. He was shirtless, well on his way to being drunk, and filthy with blood and mud. He wasn't even wearing shoes. And it probably appeared as if he'd been about to take part in an orgy.
~ Kresley Cole
Men get drunk and boast, or they get religion and repent.
~ Ellen O' Connell
Sweet wine makes drunk, sour wine (insult) is "tetelestai". Life is not about what we have done and become, but how God to be fully glorified.
~ indonesia123
Of course. Please, sit. Do you want a cupcake?" The entire evening suddenly felt surreal. I was drunk off my ass, offering a djinn a cupcake.
~ Yasmine Galenorn
Oh, you crows! Feast away! What a spread! Soup straight from the eye sockets! And thick red sake! But don't have too much Or you'll surely get drunk.
~ yoshikawa eiji