Quotes About Philosophy

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

Psychobabble attempts to redefine the entire English language just to make a correct statement incorrect. Psychology is the study of why someone would try to do this.

Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.

I was interested in the mystical element of humor - was humor part of creation? Is God laughing at us, or with us?

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile

I am a confectionery-based existentialist.

What's up?" [asked Ford.]"I don't know, " said Marvin, "I've never been there.

I believe in the salvation of humanity, in the future of cyanide...

I Think, Therefore I Am ... I Think ...

Question: What do you get the man who has everything? Answer: a concious. That guy is so greedy.

There's been a lot written on the topic of minimalism. But I still believe in it.

People who say, 'Let the chips fall where they may, ' usually figure they will not be hit by a chip.

If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidence--and punishes those who do.

Emma Harrison, Phoebe Who?

The drive to Santa Fe on I-25 is midly zen. There are public road signs that say "Gusty Winds May Exist". This seems more like lazy philosophy than travel advice.

To do is to be – AristotleTo be or not to be – ShakespeareTo be is to do – Jean-Paul SartreDo be do be do – Frank Sinatra

Generally I try to avoid discussing consciousness, since it's, like, hard.

Christianity and Buddhism are very much alike, especially Buddhism.

I spent the afternoon musing on Life. If you come to think of it, what a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else, don't you know, if you see what I mean.

This existenitalist stuff sure is crap

It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs

if you can't make a joke at a time like this, what's the point of living?

[The materialist] thinks me a slave because I am not allowed to believe in determinism. I think [the materialist] a slave because he is not allowed to believe in fairies.

What life is to humor, humor is to life.