Quotes About Misunderstanding

I've never quite understood why the knuckleheads of the planet so outnumber the rest of us.

A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.

I sort of kind of said something a little like that but maybe not clearly enough to sound like that... But it's what I meant.

Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the Midol.

All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I'm being judged.

And I thought kitty liter was the unlawful practice of discarding small felines along the roadside.

People say that they want to kill me. All I say is "I'm sorry but your appointment doesn't start until another hour, please sit in the waiting room.

I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.

I smile more when people think 'I am fool

There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something.

Fine. Okay. I killed her. But I didn't mean to. And I didn't kill her, kill her.""Oh, I see. As long as you didn't kill her, kill her, then that's okay.

So I've come to the conclusion that it is thus my own fault when these people I have been talking about finally stop saying "Ah" and tell me it's a pity I always do such odd things.

All of which does not alter the fact that Pnin was on the wrong train.

When people ask how old I am, I just tell them twenty-one, and if they assume I mean years instead of decades or centuries, then that can't be my fault, can it?

Because you're a girl and when a girl says she's fine, she's lying.

Your tongue is moving my King but the words are not making their way to my ears

You've already said you were going to kill me, " Alex said, "but I didn't think that meant you were going to bore me to death.

My sense of humor often gets me in trouble.

From an early age onward, it was said that 'Ingmar has no sense of humor.'

I am really the victim of other people's imagination.

People understand me so poorly that they don't even understand my complaint about them not understanding me.

Mankind's greatest achievements have come about by talking and its greatest failures by not talking. It doesn't have to be like this.

He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.

A long dispute means both parties are wrong.