Quotes About Belief

An important function of theology is to keep religion tied to reason and reason to religion. Both roles are of essential importance for humanity.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print.

Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.

Part of the appeal of the fantastic is taking ridiculous ideas very seriously and pretending they're not absurd.

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girl's sense of humor, it may be her wit, or her belief system; it could be a lot of different things.

I feel much freer now that I am certain the pope is the Antichrist.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.

If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?

All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.

God has a most wicked sense of humor.

If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.