Quotes About Belief

I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.

If 13 is unlucky, then 12 and 14 are guilty by association.

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.

Are the gods not just?' 'Oh no, child. What would become us us if they were?

You can handle anything if you think you can. Just keep your cool and your sense of humor.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There's no such place.

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids.

The subconscious mind has no sense of humor and people often joke themselves into unhappy experiences.

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?

You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.

And yet, people still turn to Jesus. You will notice though that the kind of people who turn to Jesus tend to be the sort of people who haven't done that well with everybody else.

I don't believe you really know God if you do not recognize His sense of humor.

What year did Jesus think it was?

Unfortunately for a multitude of occultists, humor is a rare ingredient in their lives. In fact it is their very lack of humor that has impelled them into the arcane and esoteric.

What would a Mohammedan vampire do if faced with a cross?

And with a little sense of humor we can say that there are Christian bats who prefer the shadows to the light of the presence of the Lord.

I believe you are one of the people that can lift the corners of the universe.

Do I think faith will be an important part of being a good president? Yes, I do.

I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.

Whoever wants to be a Christian should tear the eyes out of his reason.

A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

Seeing is believing to most families who have lived with a drinker.

Thank heaven I don't inherit God from anybody! I am free to make mine up as I wish Him. He's kind and sympathetic and imaginative and forgiving and understanding - and He has a sense of humor.