Quotes About Belief

Who knows, my friend? Maybe the sword does have some magic. Personally, I think it's the warrior who wields it.

It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake.

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.

Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes.

I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday... unless there's a game on.

All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

Humor (is) intrinsitc to Christianity.

The average person suffers from three delusions: 1) That he is a good driver 2) That he has a good sense of humor and 3) That he is a good listener.

Time for the likeliest story since Mary told Joseph it was God's.

Attitude, humor and action (persistence) will whip fears and rejection. Fear of failure doesn't exist, if you believe it doesn't.

You know, in the suburbs, most people believe in gravity, but they don't have much of a sense of humor.

I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.

Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true.

My love, wherever you are - whatever you are - don't lose faith. I know it's gonna happen someday to you.

All of our lives are governed by a certain degree of faith in bullshit.

He said that he was sure you would be amendable to this course of action." April paused, eyes widening, before she said indignantly, "I believe he may have lied to me!

Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.

English humor resembles the Loch Ness Monster in that both are famous but there is a strong suspicion that neither exists.

I've heard the call. I believe God wants me to run for president.

Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call.

After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

Our bodies are always exposed to Satan. The maladies I suffer are not natural, but Devil's spells.