Quotes About Belief

One of these days, I would doubt the Gardeners a little too much and Zach was going to play handball with my head.

The reason God never fails is because he fears to fail

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.

I don't believe it! You're still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds?

If one door closes and another door opens, chances are your house is haunted.

Given his personality, I'd say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.

Perfect sanity is a myth propagated by straitjacket salesmen.

He who loves lies suffers from no disease than lies! He who believes in and acts upon lies suffers from no disease than ignorance!

God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are free to go back to enjoying hell.

All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent

Presenting a rational argument to a person who has forsaken the use of reason is like asking a vegetarian to eat a cheeseburger.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.

The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the way? You're standing in Christ's spot.

How can you love someone who doesn't think they deserve to be loved?

The truth is what we say it is...prove to me this desk is not a cow!

Yes, but humans are more important than animals, ' said Brutha.'This is a point of view often expressed by humans, ' said Om.

Such are the foolish dreams of idealistic children who believe that anything can possibly get better over time.

If you are against abortions, don't have one.

imagine there's no heaven..." he said. "Apparently someone is taking that personally.

On a wing and a prayer." (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).

It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs

I thought Candy Mountain was a real place

We ain't going to curse anyone, " said Granny firmly. "It hardly ever works if they don't know you've done it.

[The materialist] thinks me a slave because I am not allowed to believe in determinism. I think [the materialist] a slave because he is not allowed to believe in fairies.