Quotes About Belief

Our priorities is our faith.

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.

No new sect ever had humor; no disciples either, even the disciples of Christ.

Please assure me that you are all Republicans.

To be a Christian, you must pluck out the eye of reason.

I can only do what I do with a spirit of humor, and faith and give the controls over to something else.

I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American - you know, you grow.

Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

I believe in the salvation of humanity, in the future of cyanide...

Good news is, we're annoying him. Bad news is, we're all going to die painfully.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Tooth Fairy" Growing up in the Northwest was tough. For years I thought the Tooth Fairy was a big boat with cars and sharp teeth.

She hadn't just drunk the Salvation Kool-Aid - she'd started to brew her own.

Because seeing someone's heart ripped out, presumably for the first time, is something a person should accept naturally, like finding out there's no Santa Clause.

There's been a lot written on the topic of minimalism. But I still believe in it.

Don't ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren't real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life.

It's funny when people say something is "unreal" about something that is, in reality, real. I'm so guilty of it, it's real!

You need to have faith and trust, Moira.""And a little bit of pixie dust?

Only in Xanth would parents see a dragon looming over their children and depart with confidence.

Even though I was fairly certain God wasn't Ted Bundy, I kept an open mind, since this phone call was getting a bit confusing.

And please punish Jenny. You could strike her dead. Amen." Jenny blinked. "I'm no expert on this, but… are you supposed to pray for someone to be struck dead?

I don't know about you, but I practice a disorganized religion. I belong to an unholy disorder. We call ourselves "Our Lady of the Perpetual Astonishment

What'd you think would happen when you died? That the prophecy would just be over and we'd all be like, oops, guess we got that one wrong?

If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidence--and punishes those who do.