Quotes About Religion

If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidence--and punishes those who do.

Jesus was a good guy, he didn't need this shit.

All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent

The Church being what she is cannot have the instincts of a gentleman.

Christianity and Buddhism are very much alike, especially Buddhism.

imagine there's no heaven..." he said. "Apparently someone is taking that personally.

Everyone has his own imagination of God. It is best if everyone is left to his own imagination.

There is no such thing as separation of church and state. It is merely a figment of the imagination of infidels.

I believe this notion of separation of church and state was the figment of some infidel's imagination.

God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate.

In a world where billions believe their deity conceived a mortal child with a virgin human, it's stunning how little imagination most people display.

Faith is a very clever concept. We invented God from our imagination and we use faith to justify His absence from reality.

A fanatical imagination cannot regard God as just unless he is represented as infinitely cruel.

India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.

The general principles on which the fathers achieved independence were the general principles of Christianity

Religious faith not only lacks evidence, its independence from evidence is its pride and joy, shouted from the rooftops.

Atheists express their rage against God although in their view He does not exist.

Christ is not valued at all, unless he is valued above all.

I could not say I believe. I know! I have had the experience of being gripped by something that is stronger than myself, something that people call God.

The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid.

When there's something in the Bible that churches don't like, they call it 'legalism.'

If there were no God, there would be no atheists.

Give us this day our daily Faith, but deliver us, dear God, from Belief.

To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs.