Quotes About Church
Liberals don't have to emerge from the hot tub and start attending NASCAR races or - God forbid - church, but it would be nice if they'd stop lying all the time.
~ Ann Coulter
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In all that we do in the Church, we need to provide the way, as leaders, for parents and children to have time together as families.
~ Boyd K. Packer
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The 1947 Court (Everson v. Board of Education) for the first time had used only Jefferson's metaphor - completely divorced from its context and intent.
~ David Barton
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My family and I would never receive royalties on the revenue that my materials brought into the church; materials that were created on our own personal time.
~ Robert H. Schuller
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By the time I was about ten, I had started to lose faith with church ways. I was educated in some ways by my high school government and history teachers.
~ Ronee Blakley
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The first time I got onstage was when I was about 5 years old. It was at a church social, and I had a poem to recite.
~ Willie Nelson
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The Christian Church does not exist in Heaven, but on earth and in time.
~ Karl Barth
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I don't think the Church has ever contributed anything to anybody, anyplace, at any time.
~ Madalyn Murray O'Hair
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I grew up in the Southern Baptist Church, where my father was a minister at music, so I sang in the church all the time.
~ Missi Pyle
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A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
~ Mark Twain
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There warn't anybody at the church, except maybe a hog or two, for there warn't any lock on the door, and hogs likes a puncheon floor in summer-time because it's cool. If you notice, most folks don't go to church only when they've got to; but a hog is different.
~ Mark Twain
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Tom counted the pages of the sermon; after church he always knew how many pages there had been, but he seldom knew anything else about the discourse.
~ Mark Twain
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Most people can't bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?
~ Mark Twain
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Concentration of power in a political machine is bad; and and an Established Church is only a political machine; it was invented for that; it is nursed, cradled, preserved for that; it is an enemy to human liberty, and does no good which it could not better do in a split-up and scattered condition.
~ Mark Twain
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So much blood has been shed by the Church because of an omission from the Gospel: Ye shall be indifferent as to what your neighbor's religion is. Not merely tolerant of it, but indifferent to it. Divinity is claimed for many religions; but no religion is great enough or divine enough to add that new law to its code.
~ Mark Twain
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More men go to church than want to.
~ Mark Twain
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I will say this much for the nobility: that, tyrannical, murderous, rapacious and morally rotten as they were, they were deeply and enthusiastically religous. Nothing could divert them from the regular and faithful performace of the pieties enjoined by the Church.
~ Mark Twain
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If you notice, most folks don't go to church only when they've got to; but a hog is different.
~ Mark Twain
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The Church still prizes the Moral Sense as man's noblest asset today, although the Church knows God had a distinctly poor opinion of it and did what he could in his clumsy way to keep his happy Children of the Garden from acquiring it.
~ Mark Twain
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I was afraid of a united Church; it makes a mighty power, the mightiest conceivable, and then when it by and by gets into selfish hands, as it is always bound to do, it means death to human liberty and paralysis to human thought.
~ Mark Twain
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The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little, by way of example. It is still clinging to one or two things which were useful once, but which are not useful now, neither are they ornamental.
~ Mark Twain
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Any established church is an established crime, an established slave pen.
~ Mark Twain
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Nothing could divert them from the regular and faithful performance of the pieties enjoined by the Church. More than once I had seen a noble who had gotten his enemy at a disadvantage, stop to pray before cutting his throat; more than once I had seen a noble, after ambushing and despatching his enemy, retire to the nearest wayside shrine and humbly give thanks, without even waiting to rob the body.
~ Mark Twain
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Y la iglesia era sabia, sutil y conocía muchas maneras de esquilmar una oveja, o una nación.
~ Mark Twain
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