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Quotes About Cats

And she lowered her eyes at the gentle reproach, for she had learned her lesson, even if there would be occasional, but only very occasional, relapses; for none of us is perfect, except, of course, the ones we love, the things of home, our much appreciated dogs and cats, our favourites of one sort or another.
~ Alexander McCall Smith
You know the best example of sincerity? The absolute gold standard? Who? Angus pointed to the door, outside which Cyril was waiting patiently. A dog. Have you ever met an insincere dog - a dog who hides his true feelings? Domenica looked thoughtful. And cats? Dreadfully insincere, said Angus. Psychopaths- every one of them. Show me a cat, Domenica, and I'll show you a psychopath. Textbook examples.
~ Alexander McCall Smith
You can't do much about a personality disorder. Cats are psychopaths at heart.
~ Alexander McCall Smith
But sometimes cats just have nasty natures, don't you think? And you can't do much about a personality disorder. Cats are psychopaths at heart.
~ Alexander McCall Smith
Geceleyin bütün kediler gridir.
~ Alexandre Dumas
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
~ Doug Coupland
Trying to get Congress to pull in one direction is worse than herding cats. It's herding self-interested, narcissistic, opportunistic cats.
~ Douglas E. Richards
One thing you can say about cats. They don't have to worry about kissing each other's asses. They can do that for themselves.
~ Dwight
It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their masters is one of perpetual boredom.
~ Robley Wilson
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
~ Terry Pratchett
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
~ Steven Wright
Anyone who has owned many cats in long succession can define his or her life as a series of furry episodes.
~ Roger Caras
Inside, the animals greeted her. A parrot that had arrived that week, cage and all, squawked at her. The dogs---four of them now---launched into happy yips. One of the cats that had shown up on the porch rubbed itself against her legs. "Oh God, I'm Dr. Dolittle," Leeda said out loud.
~ Jodi Lynn Anderson
All of my friends are animal people. To me, cats are people, too. Animals are people, too. I travel a lot and when I go overseas, it's really hard on me because the animals are treated much differently, especially in developing countries.
~ AnnaLynne McCord
When I visit a new bookstore, I demand cleanliness, computer monitors, and rigorous alphabetization. When I visit a secondhand bookstore, I prefer indifferent housekeeping, sleeping cats, and sufficient organizational chaos...
~ Anne Fadiman
Oh, it isn't that I mind the glittering caste system, admitted Amory. I like having a bunch of hot cats on top, but gosh, Kerry, I've got to be one of them.
~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
Maggie was the only person she knew with genuine class. "Damn it to hell!" she yelled to the cats. "What ever happened to people behaving like ladies and gentlemen?" The cats had no clue, and got up and left the room. As she sat
~ Fannie Flagg
if you identify life with enjoyment I am told there is better brand of it in the cities than in the country parts and there is said to be a very superior brand of it to be had in certain parts of France. Did you ever notice that cats have a lot of it in them when they are quite juveniles?
~ Flann O'Brien
I am a businessman because I am good at business. But big cats are my first love.
~ Thomas Kaplan
Domestic house cats kill more fish than all the world's seals put together.
~ Paul Watson
My wife and I were on our honeymoon in Turks and Caicos, in the middle of nowhere, and I'm sitting on this deserted beach, and I see one lone person walking along the shore. He walks right up to me and says, 'I love 'Laser Cats,' and then just walks away.
~ Bill Hader
In 'We Were the Mulvaneys,' animals are almost as important as people. I wanted to show the tenderness in our relationships with cats, dogs, and horses. Especially cats.
~ Joyce Carol Oates
Rousseau pounced. Men who dislike cats were tyrannical: "They do not like cats because the cat is free and will never consent to become a slave.
~ Robert Zaretsky
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
~ Robertson Davies