Quotes About Cats

All cats talk however they want. To whomever they want. But only a rude human speaks out of turn. Be quiet.

Cats themselves may be very chatty, but they seem to resent it in anyone else. Cats like listeners.

Cats do not enjoy being reminded of debts. Cats don not incur in debts.

Cats were often familiars to workers of magic because to anyone used to wrestling with self-willed, wayward, devious magic—which was what all magic was—it was rather soothing to have all the same qualities wrapped up in a small, furry, generally attractive bundle that looked more or less the same from day to day and might, if it were in a good mood, sit on your knee and purr. Magic never sat on anybody's knee and purred.

Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's a bowl of milk in it for them.

It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their masters is one of perpetual boredom.

His mama is so stupid she thinks Meow Mix is a dance album for cats.

Ruth was a novelist, and novelists, Oliver asserted, should have cats and books.

It wasn't taking the trip well; cats seldom did, being little furry Republicans with an in-built aversion to change.

From birds she learned how to sing; from cats she learned a form of dangerous independence.

You are ass and I like class. I like diamonds, you are a glass. You brown mouse, I like black cats. You boy pussy but i like tom cats. Just because you got the dance, don't think you stand a fucking chance.

She preferred cats to human beings and turned down every offer from the men who fell in love with her.

Black cats can do that to some people: They make them go all shivery and scared and remind them of dark.

Sometimes cats fall ten flights out of the windows of highrises and land on their feet. You only believe it because you've seen it in print.

Harper's face was buried in Mr. Truffle's fur and with each inhalation she smelled the last nine months of his secret cat life: must, dust, grave dirt, basements and tall grass, beach and drainpipe, Dumpster and dandelions. The

Ozzy Osbourne has Pomeranians," the UPS guy said. "I saw them on TV. Cute little dogs like house cats. You ever think about getting a couple cute little dogs like that?

Did you ever think that in a past life Alec was an old woman with ninety cats who was always yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off her lawn? Because I do.

It was snowing. It was always snowing at Christmas. December, in my memory, is white as Lapland, though there were no reindeers. But there were cats.

Meanwhile, I have the cats, and, worst of all, I've started to consider them family. I know guys aren't supposed to like cats (out here, you still occasionally find the stout masculine type who goes out and shoots cats), but I can't help it. They've won me over.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal.

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween.

When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween.

It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage.

No heaven will not ever Heaven be Unless my cats are there to welcome me.