Quotes About Cats

Cats are solitary hunters with only the vaguest concept of hierarchy and little desire to "please" anyone but themselves

If cleanliness is next to godliness, surely our cats must go to heaven and sit on the arm of God's throne.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Cats are distant, discreet, impeccably clean and able to stay silent. What more could be needed to be good company?

King old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always to to a good man, they say.

When you make the claim that something on the Internet is going to be good for democracy, you often [hear], 'Are you talking about the thing with the singing cats?'

A good recipe for a human reducing breakfast is a lot of good things to eat, and three spaniels and two cats to eat with.

The government usually announces it killed a Big Terrorist 5 or 6 different times before they're dead - they're almost like cats.

...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

The stones themselves are thick with history, and those cats that dash through the alleyways must surely be the ghosts of the famous dead in feline disguise.

If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.

I have two cats at home in Minnesota with my family. Beau and Skippy

Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long that my gait, both at home and on tour, has been compared to that of a man wading through low surf.

We've gotten involved in cat rescue we take them in and find homes for them. I've always loved cats. I saw how homeless cats were living out there. We take them in, put out flyers.

The main advantage of working at home is that you get to find out what cats really do all day.

The cat has complete emotional honesty - an attribute not often found in humans.

It's an honor to paint cats.

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.

Before a cat will condescend to treat you as a trusted friend, some little token of esteem is needed, like a dish of cream.

Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming.