Quotes About Cats

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!"

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!

As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.

Cat love is genuine, because it's 10 percent devotion and 90 percent frustration and betrayal. - 67 REASONS WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are a subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who has suffered from insomnia.

You cats mind if I make it a trio?' he asked me, and it was not a huge surprise that a dude of his appearance was speaking in Jazz Voice.

And I thought kitty liter was the unlawful practice of discarding small felines along the roadside.

They say curiosity killed the cat but I am unconcerned. I am smarter, though slightly less evil, than any cat.

I wrote a book on cats. In retrospect, I should have used paper, cause chapter six got hit by a car.

The word of a cat is not to be relied upon.

Even cats have questions – like "Can't you see my bowl is empty?" or "Why don't you turn off the ***! rain now?" From their perspective we are gods!

Cats were surly and not required to participate in anything, but managed to convince humans to provide everything they needed. It was the perfect existence for someone like me, who found everyone and everything as suspicious as cats did.

To Do Today, 1/17/08 1. Sit and think 2. Reach enlightenment 3. Feed the cats

I have lived with several Zen masters — all of them cats. Even ducks have taught me important spiritual lessons. Just watching them is a meditation.

I have lived with several Zen masters — all of them cats.

He vivido con varios maestros Zen, todos eran gatos

I just don't think humanity is the ultimate end. We're so smug about ourselves, secure about how much we know. Well, I've lived with cats most of my life, so I'm very aware that there's another world going on. . . . it sees everything differently, hears everything differently, and probably thinks differently.

Indoor cats don't lose their wildness, which is one reason I am so fascinated by them. They seem to retain all their jungly qualities no matter what.

I look like a real person, but underneath I am not real at all. It's just a fake persona. That's why cats are so wonderful. They can't talk. They have these mysterious lives that are only half-connected to you. We have no idea what goes on in their tiny minds.

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats.

I hang out with my cats, watch Netflix and try to sleep as long as I can.

I read that when cats are cuddling and kneading you, and you think it's cute, they're really just checking your vitals for weak spots.

Think about it: if the world could see how much adoption means from a cat's point of view, shelters would be empty.