Quotes About Challenges

Humor is the only thing that allows you to survive every pressure and crisis.

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.

Women are already born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that's when we can start talking about equal rights.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

There's always a bit of suspense about the particular way in which a given school year will get off to a bad start.

There's a sense of humor within the Australian culture that prevails when one is in a rather difficult situation.

Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.

Older actresses apparently have no sense of humor about being older actresses.

The subtle differences in language and humor that get lost in translation, for example, make it almost impossible for big companies to do something that will appeal at home and abroad.

You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.

Humor enables us to deal with and overcome many of the most painful and difficult situations in our lives.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Life is mean! Don't lose your humour jacket. You'll really need it.

Opposable thumbs are overrated.

One has to develop a sense of humor to cope.

You're not a book person. And now you're not an internet person? What does that leave you?

Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. - Holden Caulfield

I'm too short to be strong!

Family. Couldn't live with them, couldn't run a stake through them.

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

Cheeky. Carry them for nine months, feed them, clothe them, and what do I get? Impertinence.

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."

In the first years of our lives we learn how to shit, talk, walk, sleep, eat and, most importantly, how to royally piss off our parents.