Quotes About Challenges

I think I might be bi-polar. It's not normal to be this emotionally unstable.

A bit of sniffles and men are more work than a brood of babies.

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

Because being assaulted with maxi pads is a great way to win friends and influence people.

The cost of living is going up while the chances of living are going down.

I am always doing what I thought I couldn't do, because I might learn something. Henri Marcel - Marriage a Journey and A Dog

Being with her can prove difficult, but life without her would be unbearable.

It's much more difficult to maintain personal hygiene if you're obese. Believe it or not, I've found items like remote controls and packages of cigarettes in people's fat rolls.

A dialysis patient's life is hard. Laugh harder.

I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

Motherhood is a constant battle of wanting to go to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and wanting to stay awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!

When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma.

I'm fine, considering I can't walk anymore, " Pam replied, a sarcastic edge in her voice. "You look like your bringing news. What is it this time, I'm blind?

Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twists in you, you wouldn't stand a chance of fitting in.

If I were you, I'd clear those cobwebs out because there isn't a shop-vac out there strong enough to handle that job.

On a wing and a prayer." (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).

Xavier, you have given me more grey hairs than all my sons put together.' Saul frowned, then corrected himself. 'To be fair, you and Zed. Just try not to add to them tonight.

It was how it had been with the madman among the tombs, that their number was legion, far in excess at any rate if the number listed on the back of the door as the room's maximum occupancy.

It is so dam difficult to be simple.

...by the end of my first week as an intern, I am just about ready to throw my pager out the window. A high window. Overlooking a trash compactor. Filled with highly corrosive acid.

Just my luck: My bloodthirsty killing machine was better with both kids and women than I was.

Dealing with jackasses on every front today. Good thing I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. (Charlie Sheen Reference)

There is a tremendous amount of farting in prison.

When people are in the midst of really heavy stuff and still have a sense of humor, I admire that.