Quotes About Rick Riordan

Pluto's pauldrons," Reyna cursed.

Thoth's beak! You are impossibley stubborn. Yeah, it's a gift.

Used to be goddy Now uptown feeling shoddy Bah, haiku don't rhyme

Let's see, today is Thor's Day the sixteenth." "You mean Thursday?" "That's what I said. The island will rise on the full moon six days from now, on the twenty-second, which is Woden's Day." "Wednesday?" I asked. "That's what I said.

Right." Sadie looked dazed. "You've got a monkey butler. Why not?

Travis: I didn't know they made permanent makeup. I looked like a clown for a month. Connor: Yeah. They put a curse on me so that no matter what I wore, my clothes were two sizes too small and I felt like a geek. Travis: You are a geek.

We're on the moon," Sadie murmured. "El Paso, Texas," Bast corrected.

Oh, no! Hazel wailed. Popcorn! Our fatal weakness!

Mr. D, Grover asked timidly, if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?

I don't leave her speechless very often. I have to enjoy those rare moments.

The only strange thing about Jackson was the tattoo on the inside of his forearm - a trident as dark as seared wood, with a single line underneath and the letters SPQR. He'd told me the letters stood for Sono Pazzi Quelli Romani - those Romans are crazy . I wasn't sure if he was kidding.

Well, said Apollo with a brave smile. You were right, my dear. You had everything under control! Let's go see if we boiled anyone important, shall we?

I felt a bit silly giving this advice to a girl who regularly fought monsters with golden swords, but I had promised Bill Nye the Science Guy I would always promote safe laboratory practices.

I wanted to keep things as normal as possible for the trainees, so I led my usual morning class. I called it Magic Problem-Solving 101. The trainees called it Whatever Works.

Hello!" The girl in the blood-red dress beamed at Leo. "Are you Dionysus?" There was only one answer to that. "Yes!" Leo yelped. "Absolutely. I am Dionysus.

You hit the Lord of The Titans with a blue plastic hairbrush.

You spoke the truth, Percy Jackson. You are nothing like... like Hercules. I am honored that you carry this sword.

Where are you taking us? Nico said. You should be honored, my boy. You will have the opportunity to join a great army! Just like that silly game you play with cards and dolls. They're not dolls! They're figurines! And you can take your great army and—

Their goal was in sight. They had a Titan with a very loud kitten on their side. That had to count for something.

Well, good news, Blitzen said. I found the bag. Bad news...I found the bag.

My fatal flaw is hubris. The brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches? No, seaweed brain. That's hummus. Hubris is worse. What could be worse than hummus?

In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system. Understood. Will looked at Nico. Will you be my buddy? You're a dork, Nico announced. The two of them strolled off bickering.

Jason decided there was nothing in the world scarier than a gang of bat-wielding grannies.

I wondered, not for the first time, why we Greek deities had never created a god of family therapy. We certainly could have used one. Or perhaps we had one before I was born, and she quit.