Quotes About Rick Riordan

Percy: You just hit the lord of the titans with a blue plastic hairbrush.

Nico grit his teeth. "Demigod blood. The blood of Olympus.

Hmph. Yes. Him. He had the nerve to turn down our offer of immortality and tell us to pay better attention to our children. Er, no offense." "Oh, how could I take offense? Please, go on ignoring me.

Whatever," Nico said. "But we have to hurry. And you'll follow my lead." "Fine," Will said. "Just don't ask me to deliver any more satyr babies and we'll get along great.

Eldhusfifls!" Halfborn roared. (That was another of his favorite insults. As he explained it, an eldhusfifl was a fool who sat by the communal fire all day, so basically, a village idiot. Plus, it just sounded insulting: el-doos-feef-full.)

I wondered if Grover could still read my emotions, mixed up as they were.

I felt a little self-conscious walking the streets with a glowing broadsword, so I had a conversation with my weapon. (Because that wasn't crazy at all.)

Lemurs? Frank asked nervously. I'm guessing you don't mean the furry little guys from Madagascar?

For once you're right, brother dear,' Sadie said. 'As much as I'd love to be a literal goddess, I suppose I'll have to remain a figurative one.

The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

She would expect explanations from her Main Man, and while I had invented mansplaining and was its foremost practitioner, I had no answers to give her.

Want a cookie,' Ra said. 'What kind?' 'Weasel cookie.' I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe.

I'm a child of Athena, she insisted. And this is an insult to my intelligence

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You mean zodiac signs? I'm a Leo. -No stupid, I'm a Leo, you're a Percy.

Hey, if you poop on my blankets... Please. War gods do not poop on blankets..Well except for that one time..

Grover, stop eating your seat belt. You're setting a bad example.

They want to cook you and eat you, she said distatefully, which is ridiculous. You'd taste terrible. Thank you, grandmother.

I hate this god. 'Exactly, Mr Elf!' Thor said.

Coming in Fall 2015 Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, Book One The Sword of Summer

I past another telkhine, who was so startled he dropped his Lil' Demons lunch box. I left him alive - partly because he had a cool lunch box...

Percy is the most powerful demigod I've ever met. No offense to you guys but it's true.

Um...is that thing tame ?" Frank said. The horse whinnied angrily. "I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man'.

I accidentally vaporize my pre-algebra teacher