Quotes About Rick Riordan

Agh-uhh!" the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn't completely cover his multicolored rear.

Reyna's destiny: to die defending a passive-aggressive goddess.

Yikes! I thought. Yikes, yikes, yikes! I am eloquent in times of danger.

You missed a pedestrian," I said. "You want to go back and hit her?

One of the natural consequences of being so awesome is that I attracted envy from all quarters.

Jason managed a weak smile. At least it wasn't a head injury this time. I stayed conscious the entire fight.

Not inmune to engines huh? BOO-Yah!! -Leo

With his sanity intact," I agreed. Then I looked again at Dionysus, god of madness, who seemed to be giving Nico advice. "Oh…

Otis clopped forward and sighed. Well, if you need a volunteer to die, I suppose I can do it. I've always loved weddings- Shut up, dummy! Marvin said. You're a goat!

Honey?" I asked. "Don't you dare call me that," Alex growled. Possibly he was kidding. I didn't want to ask.

Pssthe called. The Cyclops lowered his hammer. He turned towards Zeus, but his one big eye had been staring into the flames so long that he couldn't see who was talking. I am not PsstThe Cyclops said I am Brontes Oh boy, Zeus thought. This may take a while

Tyson, thank the gods. Annabeth is hurt!' 'You thank the gods she is hurt?' He asked, puzzled. 'No!

I tried explaining to Blackjack that taking a flying horse to a donut shop would give every cop in there a heart attack, but he didn't seem to get it.

Paolo gripped my shoulders and kissed my cheeks. I may have blushed. He was quite handsome when he wasn't bleeding out from dismemberment.

Stupid Sixteen year old kid falling from the sky! I'm late!

Now i'd like to tell u i did something heroic like stand up against a raging team of fire-breathing horses with only my sword the truth is i ran.

Yo!" I caught the sleeve of his cashmere coat. "Rewind to the part about a Norse god being my pappy.

Does Zeus have a perfect tan? Can he play the ukulele? I think not!

scowled. "That's fine. But...Kym who?" Poseidon coughed into his fist. "She's one of mine.

Sometimes she teased me that she'd eventually catch up to me in age and be my older sibling. Looking at her now, with that determined glint in her eyes and the confidence in her voice, I could almost believe her

Giant-chicken mode,' I remembered. 'Dude, my avatar is a falcon-headed warrior .' 'I still think you could get a sponsorship deal with KFC. Make some big bucks.

Hey! Guy with scary eyes? Madison called out. You know what a moose does when someone insults her family? Ivan raised his eyebrows. She does this. Madison crouched down and charged Ivan. Her head hit him in the stomach.

trantulus casually roasted a marshmallow and reached out for it but the marshmallow commited sucide and dived into the flames.

That's right, Sadie. For our first real date, I picked up Zia in a boat pulled by a deranged griffin. So what? Like your dates aren't weird?