Quotes About Nature

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest.

I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything."

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before.

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

So I lived alone. The first thing I did was take off my pants. Naturally.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Fruit... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

What do gardeners do when they retire?

All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God.