Quotes About Nature
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
~ Steven Wright
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It was beautiful in a harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way.
~ Rick Riordan
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Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!" said Piglet, feeling him. Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time.
~ A.A. Milne
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If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
~ Dave Barry
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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
~ Douglas Adams
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I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
~ Steven Wright
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I firmly believe that if the whole material medica, as now used, could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be better for mankind-and all the worse for the fishes.
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
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My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.
~ Milton Jones
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Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.
~ A.A. Milne
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Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
~ Steven Wright
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Another werewolf thing. Like most animals, we spent a large part of our lives engaged in the three Fs of basic survival. Feeding, fighting and... reproduction.
~ Kelley Armstrong, Stolen
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Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.
~ Mark Twain
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It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.
~ George W. Bush
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I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass.
~ Steven Wright
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Civilization is vastly overrated.
~ Patricia Briggs, On the Prowl
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It's hard to fight when you're in a gazebo.
~ Mitch Hedberg
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I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
~ Bill Engvall
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Good painter imitates nature, bad ones spews it up.
~ Miguel de Cervantes
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Nature, it appears, has been rather more bountiful to Paul's body and purse than to his intellect; above the ears, speaking bluntly, the boy is strictly tapioca.
~ S. J. Perelman
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To insult someone we call him 'besti*l'. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult.
~ Isaac Asimov
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No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
~ Abraham Lincoln
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The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.
~ Mary Matthews, Splendid Summer
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I look up in the sky, what do I see? Well blue.
~ Omer Abazi
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The flowers like me back.
~ John H. Carroll, Rojuun
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