Quotes About Nature

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree......unless that tree's growing on top of a hill.

You can take a dog outside, but you can't make it pee

She tips back her head and howls: Moooooown! Oh wonderful moooooowwwwwyyyn!

Pamela produced placid babies. "They don't tend to turn feral until they're two, " she said.

Your key hobbies need to be long country walks (get some fresh air in those lungs!), masturbation, and the revolution. Between those three, you should, in the long term, stay relatively sane.

The majority of boys think the highest form of creativity is weeing a pattern into snow.

I'm half good and I'm half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy. And I guess that leaves me somewhere sort of...here.

Want to enjoy an restful day? Wake up, turn your phone on, meditate, look at the sky—then toss your phone into the bushes.

That was some branch. Did it have a vendetta against your t-shirt?""Guess so.""I hope you showed it who is boss.""Yeah, I peed on it.

Albatrosses and penguins are the last birds I'd want to murder.

There are lots of fish in the sea. Some are sharks, some are angels, and some are bottom feeders.

There is not a simple gene pool entirely free of toxic waste.

No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves.

You see a wile, you thwart. Am I right?

An optimist is a man who plant two acorns and buy a hammock.

Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings

The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature.

Lion dies with hungry but never eats grass

A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You can find out which ones these are by prodding them.

There are 2, 500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes.

If this is how you feel about a desert, I can't wait until you see your first real tree. Your mind will explode.

It was the kind of storm that suggests the whole sky has swallowed a diuretic.

Sopping, and with no sign of stopping, either- then a breather. Warm again, storm again- what is the norm, again? It's fine, it's not, it's suddenly hot: Boom, crash, lightning flash!

Shearwater sighed, like a whale in the night.