Quotes About Pets

Pet ownership is an absolutely abysmal situation brought about by human manipulation.

I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.

In a perfect world, we would not keep animals for our benefit, including pets.

Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.

Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.

Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.

Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.

Pets have more love and compassion in them than most humans.

Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.

Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

The newest victims of the nation's foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing to me.

It often happens that a man develops a deeper love and friendship with his pet cat or dog than he does with most of the other humans in his life.

I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny little Chihuahua mix.

Talking about muscles. They're like pets basically. They're not worth it. You have to feed them all the time and take care of them, and if you don't, they just go away. They run away.

Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.

Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business.

The reason domestic pets are so lovable and so helpful to us is because they enjoy, quietly and placidly, the present moment.

The vital function that pets fulfill in this world hasn't been fully recognized. They keep millions of people sane.

People say their weight is genetic. But it turns out that people who are overweight don't just have overweight kids. They also have overweight pets. That's not genetic.

I think every pet lover has an appreciation for nature - I've never met an animal lover who didn't have some kind of connection to the natural world.

As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face. This is how I let my animals know that I am now their mother.

I think pets are great. They're better than kids, that's for sure.

Ive always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call it a birth affect!