Quotes About Pets

I had a Shiatsu dog for 12 years - we were different in size but he was certainly man's best friend, he was my little guy.

I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man.

You can't surprise a man with a dog.

Men are like dogs," Stacy was fond of saying. And she usually went on to add that, like dogs, they all took up too much space on the bed, and they always went for the crotch.

Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one.

I used to breed poodles. I liked them because they were fluffy and so cute - and honestly, they make a lot of money when you sell them!

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

The interesting thing about being a mother is that everyone wants pets, but no one but me cleans the kitty litter.

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog.

I love God, Jesus Christ, my three children, mother, father, brother, sisters, family in general, my pets, my students, and true friends.

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

If you love to read, if you love nature and if you have a dog, you've got it made.

Cats are angels with fur.

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.

Dogs come when they're called cats take a message and get back to you.

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies.

Dogs laugh but they laugh with their tails.

I used to have some fish, some nice little carp, but they got too big for the tank. I don't have any pets now.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Monsters cannot be announced. One cannot say: 'Here are our monsters,' without immediately turning the monsters into pets.

He was, she reflected, almost rudely like a tortoise; and she was glad her friend kept none as pets or they might have suspected mockery.

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.

I had a little dog and my dog was very small....Of all the treasures that were mine, I loved him most of all.