Quotes About Satire

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

Parodiando. Es decir, odiando un poco...

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

In Naked Lunch, the emperors not only have no clothes, they prance through the pages as simians and purple-assed baboons.

Visit any comedy club, or watch Bridesmaids, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy or Louis CK's routines on YouTube, and you'll realize that Americans pay comedians millions of dollars to talk about things most of them have felt, or thought, but never said in public. In

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

The Nazis understand everything except humour.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Humor is a rubber sword--it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.

Others beside Jane Austen have made their Eltons, though none quite so cooly as she.

Many people will find this book disrespectful. There is nothing amusing about being dead, they will say. Ah, but there is.

There was a game called "Work." and on of the most-often-repeated Soviet jokes described it perfectly: "We pretend to work, and they pretend to pay us.

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge.