Quotes About Underwear

Buy one pair of knickers or underpants from Marks & Spencer. Then you'll truly be like a Brit!

Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US exports, as quoted in Time)

Do you not know? No Sicilian will wear underwear for five months. It is just too hot. Oh, the day in September when you have to put on your underwear!

There is nothing like calamity for refreshing the moment. Ironically, the last several years my life had begun to feel shapeless, like underwear with the elastic gone, the days down around my ankles.

Zimmerman had seen so much blood, mayhem, and wretched sorrow in his day, and had liberated so many Hispanic ladies from their underwear, that it was clear to many that he was the only man for the job.

I can't remember what episode it is but there's an episode of Prodigal Son' where I wake up in my underwear and, you can see, I can put the beef on!

We usually have a beautiful, sparkling Christmas tree and my dad reads us 'A Child's Christmas in Wales' in front of the fire and it's all very cozy. Then we pack up and head to meet my extended family, where we live out our yearly tradition of everyone gifting everyone underwear in their stockings.

My problem with boxer briefs is sometimes they are a little too short, and they ride up your leg.

Of course, an unchanged mind is a little like unchanged underwear. It tends to get unattractive even to the person whose mind or underwear it is.

She was a beautiful woman." Gavner sighed, tracing the outline of one of the elephants. "She just had very bad taste in underwear …" "And in boyfriends," I added impishly. Mr. Crepsley burst into laughter at that

Have you read your UNDERPANTS today?

These bad boys're what we call Runnie-undies. Keep you, um, nice and comfy." "Nice and comfy?" "Yeah, ya know. Your-" "Yeah, got it." Thomas took the underwear and other stuff.

Take that off your head!" came a whiny voice, right before a teenage boy appeared at the door with a pair of underwear pulled over his brown hair like a hat. Darnell.

I'm very lazy when it comes to taking care of my underwear. I should hand wash it all, but I can't be bothered. So instead, I keep ruining stuff by putting it in the washing machine.

You know what this means, don't you?" Bird said. "That we're ahead two to nothing?" "It means he'll insist you sit in this exact spot for every game. He'll think this is the good luck spot." "No way." "Either that, or he'll ask you not to wash your underwear.

I talked my parents into sponsoring a player not because guys needed a place to stay. I did it…because I wanted a boyfriend." "You thought I'd be your boyfriend?" "No, that was too icky to even consider. I mean, you've seen my underwear. I've seen yours." His mouth twitched.

I'd forgotten how cold it was. Especially when we turned the corner and the wind from off the lake hit us. I was thinking that buying fur-lined boots wasn't enough. Finding some fur-lined underwear might not be a bad idea.

I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear.

A man in Thailand was arrested with more than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear. Legal experts are expecting a brief trial.

For men obsessed with women's underwear, a course in washing, ironing and mending is recommended.

Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much!

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.

Time changes nothing, girl, but the size of your underwear. . .and hopefully your hairdo.

I'm sitting at the dinner table, wearing my future mother-in-law's underwear. It's like some twisted dream that you wake up and thinkL Crikey Moses! Thank God that didn't really happen!