Quotes About Bacon
The Blue Cow had been a restaurant longer than it'd been a casino; its MONTANA BREAKFAST! SERVED ALL DAY! AS FEATURED IN READER'S DIGEST! consisted of a half pound of bacon, four jumbo eggs, twelve pancakes, three-quarters of a pound of hash browns, a pint of orange juice, and endless coffee—a western epic, well known across the high plains.
~ Craig Johnson
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Grampa pulled off his lucky hat and sank into the recliner. Before long, he was snoring like a rusty hymn. 'Zzzzzz . . .' Uncle Leonard tossed Ray over one shoulder and hauled him into the kitchen, where the smell of frying bacon filled the air. 'Any fish today?" Aunt Wilhelmina asked. 'Yes, ma'am," Ray said, 'but that's not all we caught.' Uncle Leonard sat Ray down. 'What else was there?" 'Something bigger' is all that Ray would say.
~ Cynthia Leitich Smith
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Will you take another cup of tea?" Cassandra asked. "I'll have a brandy," West retorted, "along with a wedge of currant pie, a plate of cheese, a bowl of potato and turnip mash, and a beefsteak." Cassandra smiled. "I'll ask the doctor if you may have some broth." "Broth?" he repeated indignantly. "Come along, Hamlet," Pandora said, "before West decides he wants bacon as well.
~ Lisa Kleypas
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Hash, heroin, ham, hip-hop and heavy metal were all equally illegal, and just as accessible, if you knew who to call. 'I can get you bacon if you want,' offered Omid with the sneaky wink of a playground drug dealer. I almost felt I was disappointing him by being a vegetarian.
~ Unknown
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Bacon is breakfast food. Bacon is every-meal food.
~ Jill Shalvis
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The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave.
~ Vivian Vande Velde
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No bacon for you. Then no eggs for you. Either of you. Eve glowered at him. Prisoner exchange? They glared at each other, then swapped pans and started scooping.
~ Rachel Caine
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The great secretary of Nature and all learning, Sir Francis Bacon.
~ Izaak Walton
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She'd heard someone say once that all the English secretly crave is breakfast three times a day. And for herself she knew it to be true. She could live on a diet of bacon, eggs, croissants, sausages, pancakes and maple syrup, porridge and rich, brown sugar. Fresh-squeezed orange juice and strong coffee. Of course, she'd be dead in a month. Dead.
~ Louise Penny
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I see a lot of people use the Paleo diet as an excuse to eat bacon for every meal. That's a bit much.
~ Chris Mohr
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But whoever heard of enchanted bacon anyway?
~ Diana Wynne Jones
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The Spirit and the Soul" The spirit dances, comes and goes. But the soul is nailed to us like lentils and fatty bacon lodged under the ribs.
~ Jack Gilbert
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Kummerspeck ("grief bacon") is German for the weight put on from eating too much when feeling sorry for yourself.
~ John Lloyd
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You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.
~ Jim Gaffigan
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Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.
~ Alton Brown
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He describes it as a large apartment, with a red brick floor and a capacious chimney; the ceiling garnished with hams, sides of bacon, and ropes of onions.
~ Charles Dickens
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A couple of flitches of bacon are worth fifty thousand Methodist sermons and religious tracts. They are great softeners of temper and promoters of domestic harmony.
~ William Cobbett
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Bacon is bacon, eggs is eggs, don't let them boys between ya legs. They'll say ya cute, they'll say ya fine but 9 months lata they'll say It ain't mine.
~ Unknown
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Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor."
~ Jim Gaffigan
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I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious.
~ Gwyneth Paltrow
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The fumes produced by frying bacon contain a class of carcinogens called nitrosamines.31 Although all meat may release potentially carcinogenic fumes, processed meat like bacon may be the worst: A UC-Davis study found that bacon fumes cause about four times more DNA mutations than the fumes from beef patties fried at similar temperatures.32
~ Michael Greger
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cancer risk, the researchers concluded that it wouldn't be safe to live near the exhaust of a Chinese restaurant for more than a day or two a month.30 What about that enticing aroma of sizzling bacon? The fumes produced by frying bacon contain a class of carcinogens called nitrosamines.31 Although all meat may release potentially carcinogenic fumes, processed meat like bacon may be the worst: A UC-Davis study found
~ Michael Greger
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The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.
~ Unknown
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In the thirteenth century, however, a really great scientific man appeared, who may be said to herald the dawn of modern science in Europe. This man was Roger Bacon. He
~ Oliver Lodge
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