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Quotes About Bacon

just heard a commercial which told me Farmer John smokes his own bacon. now, there's one tough son of a bitch.
~ Charles Bukowski
destroying beauty a rose red sunlight; I take it apart in the garage like a puzzle: the petals are as greasy as old bacon and fall like the maidens of the world backs to floor and I look up at the old calendar hung from a nail and touch my wrinkled face and smile because the secret is beyond me.
~ Charles Bukowski
Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon.
~ Tom Robbins
Experience has repeatedly confirmed that well-known maxim of Bacon's that "a little philosophy inclineth a man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion." At the same time, when Bacon penned that sage epigram... he forgot to add that the God to whom depth in philosophy brings back men's minds is far from being the same from whom a little philosophy estranges them.
~ George Santayana
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert.
~ George Takei
The overly health-conscious among us have tried to rain on the bacon parade by promoting low fat (and low flavor) options, such as turkey bacon. Turkey bacon. It's like saying "shoot" instead of "shit." It just doesn't quite carry the moment.
~ George Takei
Bacon is never wrong.
~ J.D. Robb
Bacon's on the way. He smiled. Hey, they like you! Wrath to Beth after the brother's bow to her.
~ J.R. Ward
Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried.
~ Hugh Jackman
While it's typical to find steamed clam recipes which include a bit of bacon or sausage, you might not think of adding shredded ham hock, but it's another way to pair the lusty, smoky flavor of animal fat with the briny ocean flavor of shellfish.
~ Tom Douglas
The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt.
~ Neal Stephenson
Confucius is like the Torah, rules to follow. And Lao-Tzu is even more conservative, saying that if you do nothing you won't break any rules. You have to let tradition fall sometime, you have to take action, you have to eat bacon.
~ Christopher Moore
You're going to need more than that to usher in the kingdom of God, Josh, no offense. We can't go home with, 'Hi, I'm the Messiah, God wanted you to have this bacon.
~ Christopher Moore
His chin looked as though a farsighted person had attempted to sew two thickly cut pieces of bacon together in a dark room.
~ Christopher Paul Curtis
Maybe I'll buy a camera and videotape myself 'a la Paranormal Activity style. Then I'll be able to watch myself sleepwalking and getting up to make pancakes and then standing over Midnight dangling a peice of bacon.
~ Travis Thrasher
Bacon was right in saying that the conquest of learning is achieved through the knowledge of languages.
~ Umberto Eco
Salon'un sezgileri dogru cikiyordu: Asagi yukari Foucault zamaninda, Bacon kanadinin yarattigi sanayi dunyasi, metro aglari ormek icin Avrupa baskentlerinin yuregini kazmaya baslamisti.
~ Umberto Eco
Breakfast brought an oppressive gloom down upon my spirit. Soft-boiled eggs oozed a golden ichor of loneliness onto my spoon; the buttered rolls spoke only of the further torment of my being. Failure swirled in the milky depths of my tea and the bacon I devoured was the bacon of grief.
~ Catherynne M. Valente
Bacon, like Vico, held that the ancients were not classic models for the moderns, but their primitive ancestors – an idea that lies at the core of the New Science.
~ Giambattista Vico
What's more, he was going to have a full American breakfast with bacon and eggs, none of this continental bullshit.
~ Gish Jen
When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.
~ James Altucher
if we had some bacon, we could have some bacon and eggs, if we had some eggs!
~ James Evans
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world.
~ Katy Perry
It has well been said that the arch-flatterer, with whom all petty flatterers have intelligence, is a man's self.
~ Francis Bacon