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Quotes About Bacon

Do that and the carbs will only drag you down, make you mentally foggy. Stick with protein while writing. By the way, bacon is protein. Just saying.
~ Chuck Wendig
It is the custom on the stage in all good, murderous melodramas, to present the tragic and the comic scenes in as regular alternation as the layers of red and white in a side of streaky, well-cured bacon.
~ Charles Dickens
Of all the odors of a camp, the smell of bacon reaches farthest in the forest. It needs no wind. It drifts on its own wings. On a still night a fox will sniff it a mile away—twice that far if the air is moving in the right direction. It was this smell of bacon that came to Baree where he lay in his hollow on top of the beaver dam.
~ James Oliver Curwood
Because frying bacon is how we stoic Irishmen say I love you.
~ James Patterson
Bacon. Pig. Cops are pigs. Get it? Freaking hilarious, no?)
~ James Patterson
BACON!" he screamed. "BACON! BACON! BACON!" So
~ James Patterson
Bacon has been a staple of the American diet since the first European settlers, but until recently, it was consumed in a predictable, seasonal pattern. The bulk of sales came from home consumers, diners, and pancake houses, which fried it up along with eggs for breakfast.
~ David Sax
I'm always starving in the morning, so I eat a lot for breakfast. It's usually scrambled or poached eggs, bacon, avocado, mushrooms, or sometimes even steak.
~ Caroline Flack
From the breezy doorway. "Serge!" He turned around. "Skid Marks! Bacon Strips!" Two more stools.
~ Tim Dorsey
Critics can be your most important friend. I don't read criticism of my stuff only because when it's bad, it's rough-and when it's good, it's not good enough.
~ Kevin Bacon
It is ham; there is no such thing as Canadian bacon.
~ Walter Block
We all pay an involuntary homage to antiquity – a "blind homage," as Bacon calls it in his "Novum Organum," which tends greatly to the obstruction of truth. To the great majority of mortal eyes, Time sanctifies everything that he does not destroy. The mere fact of anything being spared by the great foe makes it a favourite with us, who are sure to fall his victims.
~ Charles Mackay
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of William Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
~ Bill Hoest (1926–1988)
Frank Welch was literally sleeping on a slab of bacon at the time of the event.
~ Lee H. Whittlesey
Bacon wanted to reach a similar conclusion without doing the painstaking philological analysis at the heart of this critical endeavour. She was content to insist, rather than demonstrate, that Shakespeare was as much a myth as Homer or Jesus.
~ James Shapiro
I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.
~ Janet Evanovich
Unlike the stereotypical author, I've never had a job as a short-order cook, but I love cooking hot breakfasts for lots of people, juggling the eggs and the bacon and the tomatoes and the fried potatoes and so on.
~ Garth Nix
I don't really eat breakfast that often. I'm a bacon guy. I like breakfast food, but I don't really eat food until after noon, so by that time, that's not really breakfast.
~ RJ Mitte
Bacon. Let's talk about bacon. There's no meat more glorious than bacon. You can add it to pasta instead of cheese. You can stick it in a sandwich, er... instead of cheese.
~ Rob Manuel
Americans would not mind higher taxes if they were wrapped in bacon
~ Todd Davis
There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going to turn my nose up at. I never let them down.
~ Nick Offerman
If deep-frying catfish, try a dredge of seasoned flour and cornmeal and add some bacon fat to the oil.
~ Tom Douglas
Love, Miss Halliday, is a delicate plant. It needs tending, nurturing, assiduous fostering. This cannot be done by throwing the breakfast bacon at a husband's head.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
talking about clear minds writing in clear language—the predictions of Saint Augustine, Sir Francis Bacon, Newton, Einstein, the list goes on and on, all anticipating a transformative moment of enlightenment. Even
~ Dan Brown