Quotes About Communication

I always wish my pets could talk, but then I remember all the things I have said and done in front of them.

It takes patience to listen... It takes skill to pretend that you are actually listening.

Never argue with idiots. Because First they bring you to their level and then they beat you with their experience.

It's a guy thing really means There's no rational thought pattern connected with it and you can't make it logical.

Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?

Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.

Grammar.The difference between knowing your sh.. and knowing you're sh...

A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.

Today I sent out a text saying, 'Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?' 12 people called me...I need smarter friends.

Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.

They say you shouldn't lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you've ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you're gonna say no.

The awkward moment when you're pretending you're talking to someone on the phone and then it rings.

I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.

Talking with an atheist is like trying to reason with someone who denies the existence of the sun.

By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me.

Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.

Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do that day.

If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me.

Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: I'm GETTING PAPER

I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'

When someone says 'Id explain but its complicated.' I'm not offended they think so little of me, I'm offended they think so much of themselves.

I now know how uncomfortable most parents have it when they're having the sex talk with their children.

I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.

Apparently I'm a 'Long' texter. Thanks for the criticism. Next time I'll just write 'F*ck you Grandpa.' instead.