Quotes About Communication

And then there was my mate who'd just been fitted with a brand new hearing aid. "It's the best in the world", he said. "What type is it?", I asked and he said "ten past twelve".

My parents and I always put great emphasis on telling stories that appeal to a child's sense of humor.

I said it jokingly, so this guy was just trying to stir something up that's not there. He's just somebody who doesn't have a sense of humor, like I do.

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

Humor itself is a great disinfectant. It enables people to listen.

Long conversations with pals when neither you nor they have had a drink can be a test of palship.

My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes.

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!"

Many true words are spoken in jest.

I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor.

Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, "Gday Gday how you doing no worries next".

Humor is how you change people's opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they'll listen, even if they hate you.

I made this [letter] very long, because I did not have the leisure to make it shorter.

This explains why, whenever a person says sie to me, I generally try to kill him, if a stranger.

It does no good to bark at the television, I said. I've tried it too. So he stopped.

You stupid piece of warm bacon.

You freaking bit me, " I said, my voice hoarse. "You're lucky I don't call animal control.

Dear Mrs. Black: On seven prior occasions this company has denied your claim in writing. We now deny it for the eighth and final time. You must be stupid, stupid stupid, stupid!

Humor is a universal lanuage.

He hadn't said a word to me until we had been roommates for eight months. And even then it had only been, "You're wearing my socks.

No one likes a person that "should of" all over the place.

Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.

Humor disarms people. It opens them up to starting a dialogue about things they wouldn't normally talk about. I don't understand how people who don't have a sense of humor get through life.

described the Internet as "a series of intestines, laid out by a goatherd's son, spewing bile at both ends