Quotes About Communication

Keep good relations with the Grecians.

I'm very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors'. Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered.

The Australian language is easier to learn than boat talk. It has a vocabulary of about six words.

I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.

Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words?

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

I phoned the local ramblers club today and this bloke just went on and on.

Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!

it's dreadful when two people's senses of humor are antagonistic. I don't believe there's any bridging that gulf!

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

My husband is very funny and his humor has gotten us through a lot. He's good at defusing me.

There are people that say you should never use humor to talk about anything that's important or hard, and since I don't believe that, at some point there has to be a level of "agree to disagree."

Dear 338171 (May I call you 338?)

If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?

Which is him?" The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday.

I hate girls that giggle all the time... You hate any girl that David looks at.

Psychobabble attempts to redefine the entire English language just to make a correct statement incorrect. Psychology is the study of why someone would try to do this.

I don't know if my sense of humor goes over Americans' heads.

Just because I'm no jaw clacker doesn't mean there should be a ruction put up whenever I have sommat to say.

There's no winning arguments with your parents, so why get all pumped up over them? It is way better to dive down and get out of the way than it is to get clobbered by some parental tidal wave.

When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write", I thought, "That's unlikely"... It's a basic skill isn't it.

I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though..I should write it. That way they won't find out.

If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.