Quotes About Communication

Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.

Seeing him jogging at the park had cracked the window so I could peek into his soul. Seeing him with his friends threw the window wide

I didn't intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that's just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days.

He wanted more, as did I, but we still had a ways to go. I wasn't a tease and my demands seemed pretty reasonable: always be honest and try not to eat me. ~ Sam, Living Violet

The last we heard of him was a picture postcard from Mazatlan, on the Pacific coast of Mexico, containing a message of two words: "Hello - Goodbye!" and no address.

Do not share your thoughts with people who think that what you are thinking is not worth thinking.

I sort of kind of said something a little like that but maybe not clearly enough to sound like that... But it's what I meant.

There are two rules for sucess:1. Never tell everything you know.

Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier.

Friends are nice. You can tell' 'em stuff, but you can swear like a gangster at an enemy. And that's all right, too.

You really don't know a person until you spend some time in their panties.

I jumped up and down and swore violently in seventeen languages.

Thought for the day: Twitter...140 character limit...must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers...

I don't have a command for 'stop wagging your tail'.

Hey, Tracy you army brat, I think it's for you!

Simplicity may be simple, but like complexity it requires linguistic precision, and may therefore call for relatively obscure expressions at times.

At the end of the second week they were still working and Arretapec, Conway and their patient were being talked, whistled, cheeped and grunted about in every language in use at the hospital.

People say that they want to kill me. All I say is "I'm sorry but your appointment doesn't start until another hour, please sit in the waiting room.

You both talk too much, " the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."We shut up, which I find hysterically funny.

He swallowed his food this time and actually spoke instead of humphing,

A tip for increased sales or in situations of life or death: Try to always refer to the lady as Miss. or Ms. Using the term: Ma'am could piss her off.

(1)BEING A POETis like opening a car door& exposing yourself.(2)BEING A GOOD POETis like opening the door& exposing the passengeras well.

When it comes to texting the power of you thumbs compel you

A liar with a pen is a writer