Quotes About Communication

If that phone ain't ringing, I assume it still ain't you" Randy Travis

If you want to convince a criminal to see things your way, start by seeing things theirs.

I once told him that the best way to break up a fight is to step between the two people and start singing ancient folk songs. But I'd never heard of anyone actually doing such a thing.

You have two eyes, and two ears, but only one mouth. This is so because you are supposed to look and listen more than you talk.

The word of a cat is not to be relied upon.

Because you're a girl and when a girl says she's fine, she's lying.

If you have nothing good to say about someone, write a book about them. - Carmen Fox, Life Motto

I confronted the fact that I was not only talking to a dog, but answering for one.

I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink.

Your tongue is moving my King but the words are not making their way to my ears

Writing is like talking to yourself, just in a way that makes it look like you're not crazy!

It is so dam difficult to be simple.

I'm on the Internet. I stay informed. They let old people on the Internet, you know.

You know you're about as forthcoming as a mime.

'Why are you yelling at the television when you know they cannot hear you?' 'You wouldn't understand, ' said Asher, his gaze locked on the screen. 'It's a human thing.'

The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.

Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.

I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.

Shoot faceless, white blobs. Roger that Menace, Gamma Kitten One over and out.

Chance likes to ride in back, standing up at red lights and pounding on the roof in (what he insists is) Morse code. We won't mention that to Dad.

The hardest thing about talking to teenagers, I had discovered, was that whatever you said inevitably came across like something an elderly aunt would say at a wedding.

My mother was either telepathic or she had secret cameras in my apartment, and I hoped for the latter.

He's stubborn, " Tux warned in a singsong tone."Stay out of this, " Mark spat."And touchy, " Tux added.

My 'people skills' are 'rusty.' Pardon me but I have spent the last year as a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent.