Quotes About Communication

The key to being a great agent is treating everyone like a celebrity and treating a celebrity like everyone else.

Teeth were created to be shown.

Presenting a rational argument to a person who has forsaken the use of reason is like asking a vegetarian to eat a cheeseburger.

You haven't told her?" Cass shouted. "You're the worst boyfriend ever!

I'm coming, you impatient old coot! Keep your panties on!"-Skye yelling back to Hagan.

TELEPHONE n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.

Way to defuse a situation. It's tough to enjoy a good bloodbath in the middle of a PowerPoint presentation.

I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

Um, she'll take your number if you're single

The difference between a man and a woman is whether to ask for directions.

There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something.

The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.

Don't make me cover your face with a pillow until you see my side of things.""Isn't that called murder?

Who the hell calls at two in the morning?""Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love, " Lindsay says."Very funny,

Kei: Is there anything else you need while I'm here, Your Highness?Cabot: No, but you can leave the sarcasm in there.

I can give you two words, " I tell him. "The second is off. Can you guess the first?

It's better to shut a fool's mouth with sarcasm rather than cursing him back.

My therapist told me that I over-analyze everything. I explained to him that he only thinks this because of his unhappy relationship with his mother.

You know what people are doing on the other side of the world, what's happening on another planet, but not what's going on inside the person next to you.

Talking about a problem sometimes makes it worse.

Is she always like this?" "No, usually worse.

So I've come to the conclusion that it is thus my own fault when these people I have been talking about finally stop saying "Ah" and tell me it's a pity I always do such odd things.

There is never a bad joke, it's adressing to a wrong audience that makes it look bad!

My partner and I were going to renew our vowels, but the consonants revolted.