Quotes About Communication

I like to wear a "Do Not Disturb" sign around my neck so that little kids can't tell me knock-knock jokes. "Hey, how ya doin'? Knock-knock." "Read the sign, punk!"

The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies.

The insane little dwarf, Bush.

The military part of our information network - which we were accustomed to rely on for exact information - was the first part of the network to fall apart

The information was correct but the interpretations were not.

They are lying every day. They are lying always, and mainly they are lying to their public opinion

I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm around you.

I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss that.

A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug - never wraps herself so that the world can't tell.

I arrived in the middle of a press conference - as boring a thing to sit through if you don't know the language as it is if you do.

I'm a member of the working press; you'd think I'd know better than to listen to journalists.

It felt really good to kind of find my voice and say stuff, and to be funny, hopefully.

It's funny but when young people say to me "what can I study to be a force for change, should I study law or biology or business?" My answer is music, drama, journalism, communications.

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny.

Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.

Ain't it funny what people say? Ain't it funny what people write?

AT&T to wed T-Mobile. Following the ceremony there will be no reception.

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

But there's a bigger trend I'm seeing: people who used to enjoy blogging their lives are now moving to Twitter.

I have a feeling that we are doing better in the war than the people have been told.

I have trouble saying hu ... hu ... husband.

I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.

He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.