Quotes About Communication

To open the majority of peoples' minds to something new is difficult. I always think that, as long as it's funny underneath, then you can argue that a teaspoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

I can't stand girls who laugh at everything I say like I'm the funniest guy in the world. I like girls who tell it like it is, no kissing up to me because I'm on TV.

I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.

It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "WHATEVER! Why don't you send me an e-mail so I can delete it?"

I swear and it comes off a little angry, no matter how funny I'm trying to do it. If I use certain words with a certain intensity, it's like 'Whoa whoa whoa, buddy buddy!'

My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?"

I know it's hard on her. If I don't tell her she'll kill me." He pauses. "That was supposed to be funny.

[On Ronald Reagan:] Jane Wyman seemed more upset with her husband's obsession with politics than I. I tried to make her laugh. 'He'll outgrow it,' I told her. To her it wasn't funny.

I have a great ability to improvise verbally and I am very funny on a dime.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

It was funny, she thought, but her smile turned wistful because she had nobody to tell.

It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do.

You know it's them books what make you talk funny.

On his telepathic understanding with James Worthy- It's almost like we have ESPN.

Without the New York Times, there is no blog community. They'd have nothing to blog about.

The next evolutionary step is into the screen.

People who laugh so heartily at what they themselves have said, when it is not funny, dispense us accordingly, by taking upon themselves the responsibility for the mirth, from joining in it.

I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program.

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.

When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first.

Which weakness shall I tell her? "I walk funny," I say, and she's satisfied with that. (inside joke)

Yes, we rather condemn people for eternity without the courtesy of informing them.

Nowadays, it is fashionable for agents to be out. When you call them, they're always "out." It's in, you see, to be out. If they're in, they're out. So, they're always out. That way, they'll be in.

I met the girl who works at the Doubletree front desk, she gave me her number. It's ZERO. I tried to call from here, some other woman answered. "You sound older!"